Studies Show that Kids Actually just Suck

EVERYWHERE IN THE F*CKING WORLD – After endless years, decades, and eons of studying them…it turns out kids are just pieces of shit.

Boogers, poop, crayons on the wall. Who needs them? Not us. Join the rebellion and just get a dog that you can call your “child” and be one of those people instead. It’ll create less of a carbon footprint anyway.