DENVER, CO – Tom, 42, has been schooled by his coworker, Lance, for the last time. As the two were eating lunch together in the breakroom, Lance was enjoying his spam and rice.
“He asked me how my spumoni was, and I was caught off guard,” said Lance. “You mean my spam?” Lance asked Tom. “I can’t believe I’ve been living this lie for so long,” said Tom.
After 20 minutes of talking about it in depth, Tom decided to take the rest of the day off to recover from the tragic news. Lance hasn’t seen or heard from Tom since.
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